Lindsay's Look at Celebrity Scandal

Why so cranky, celebs? Some of our favorite divas are not feeling the love this week. Whether it's over contractual agreements or family feuds, these girls don't seem to have been getting their usual dose of uppers.

What would life be like if there was a week without Britney and one of her issues? Although she's managed to keep her clothes on, stay out of rehab and hasn't gotten knocked up lately, she has still managed to rock the boat with a little scandal.

Recently, Spears fired her longtime manager Larry Rudolph because she was supposedly angry about being forced into rehab by him and her parents. Her father, Jamie Spears, has taken the most adult approach possible by an sending e-mail to Page Six siding with Rudolph.

"She was out of control," he said. "Larry was the one chosen by the team to roll up his sleeves and deliver the message, to help save her life. Unfortunately, she blames him and her family for where she is at today with her kids and career."

You know you're making some bad decisions when your own father can't tell you to your face, but can whip up an e-mail to a tabloid rag about how much you suck. Maybe Brit should evaluate her life BL and AL- Before Larry and After Larry. Before Larry, Britney had four number one albums, multiple endorsement deals and a smoking hot bod. After Larry she's got two babies, a $13 million richer ex-husband and one bald head.

Why is she blaming everything on Larry anyway? Isn't one of the perks of divorcing K-Fed being able to blame any future bad decisions on him? Flashed your lady parts to the world? It's Kevin Federline's fault. Developed a drinking problem? K-Fed drove you to the bottle. Forgot to make the bed? Fed-Ex wouldn't get out of it. See? It's easy.

So who else is being a party pooper? Ugly Betty's America Ferrera has expressed zero interest in reprising her role in the sequel to The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. The award-winning actress supposedly has a sequel option that she is now attempting to negotiate in her contract.

Don't burn your bridges, Betty. In a few years, when everyone's tired of the braces and big glasses on a pretty girl shtick, you may want to make sure those pants still fit.

In happier news, the Spice Girls have finally had that highly anticipated reunion. No, they're not cutting a new album. Four out of the five Spices got together across the pond for Geri Halliwell's daughter Bluebell Madonna's christening. No comment is even necessary with a name like that. Melanie Brown was absent, as she was back in the States still trying to find herself a baby daddy.

What is it about Spice Girls not being able to hold on to a man? As it happens, Geri's baby's daddy was also M.I.A. from his daughter's ceremony.

Seeing the girls together makes it seems like old times again. Most of the girls still look like they did ten years ago when they were actually popular. Ginger is still wearing inappropriate clothing to fancy events. Posh is still looks angry and malnourished. Baby is still the curvier of the bunch (she's pregnant so I guess she has an excuse.) And of course, Sport still looks out of place next to the rest of them. Ah, memories.