12 Realities of Finals
To the tune of “The 12 Days of Christmas”
On the first day of finals, exams made you do – tons of things that you don’t want to do.
On the second day of finals, exams made you do – Two all-nighters and tons of things that you don’t want to do.
On the third day of finals, exams made you do – three breakdowns, two all-nighters, and tons of things that you don’t want to do.
On the fourth day of finals, exams made you do – Four calls to home, three breakdowns, two all-nighters, and tons of things that you don’t want to do.
On the fifth day of finals, exams made you do – Five shots of gin! Four calls to home, three breakdowns, two all-nighters, and tons of things that you don’t want to do.
On the sixth day of finals, exams made you do – Six group projects. Five shots of gin! Four calls to home, three breakdowns, two all-nighters, and tons of things that you don’t want to do.
On the seventh day of finals, exams made you do – Seven D&D runs, six group projects. Five shots of gin! Fours call to home, three breakdowns, two all-nighters, and tons of things that you don’t want to do.
On the eighth day of finals, exams made you do – Eight bags to pack, seven D&D runs, six group projects. Five shots of gin! Four calls to home, three breakdowns, two all-nighters, and tons of things that you don’t want to do. On the ninth day of finals, exams made you do – Nine trips to Wal*Mart, eight bags to pack, seven D&D runs, six group projects. Five shots of gin! Four calls to home, three breakdowns, two all-nighters, and tons of things that you don’t want to do.
On the tenth day of finals, exams made you do – Ten library trips, nine trips to Wal*Mart, eight bags to pack, seven D&D runs, six group projects. Five shots of gin! Four calls to home, three breakdowns, two all-nighters, and tons of things that you don’t want to do.
On the eleventh day of finals, exams made you do – Eleven thousand note cards, ten library trips, nine trips to Wal*Mart, eight bags to pack, seven D&D runs, six group projects. Five shots of gin! Four calls to home, three breakdowns, two all-nighters and tons of things that you don’t want to do.
On the twelfth day of finals, exams made you do – Twelve page papers, eleven thousand note cards, ten library trips nine trips to Wal*Mart, eight bags to pack, seven D&D runs, six group projects. Five shots of gin! Four calls to home, three breakdowns, two all-nighters, and tons of things that you don’t want to do.