News of the Weird

? Vancouver, Canada-Police issued an interesting warning to drivers: “if you run out of fuel, please do not lay on the road to get assistance,” reported Reuters on Tuesday. Apparently, one man recently ran out of gas and layed across the road until someone offered to help him. This isn’t a protest or a new movement, it’s just a very stupid and desperate man. ? Glenn Gardiner, New Jersey- A bag full of rotting dog parts was found earlier this week in the ceiling tiles of a high school cafeteria. According to Reuters, the unusual stench lead to the discovery of the decomposing animal. Police believe the animal was placed there over the weekend, possibly as part of a sick prank. ? Poland- Police are currently searching for 44 pounds of cocaine which disappeared earlier last week. The cocaine disappeared from police on Monday, when they discovered the cocaine had been replaced with the exact same amount of sugar. The lost cocaine has an estimated street value of about $1 million. ? Wendy’s International is offering a reward of $100,000 for information on the discovery of a finger found in a bowl of chili last month. According to Reuters, Wendy’s President and Chief Operating Officer said “our brand reputation has been affected nationally.” The woman who found the finger has dropped the charges, but Wendy’s officials are still determined to put their finger on the answer to this mystery.? Residents of Bulgaria should heed the charge of the wild pig. Earlier this week, about 50 wild boars charged through the streets of a small town, smashing windows and denting cars. Apparently, the pigs felt that running from the high waters of the Danube River was an acceptable excuse for vandalism. ?