10. cops act as bouncers on private property9. you can’t get into dorms without a special stamp8. there is nowhere to park without getting a hundred dollar ticket7. you know something is extremely wrong when the cop to student ratio is ten to one6. tax dollars go to gas money for idling cop cars and Unnecessary SUV’S5. cops shine spotlights on “potential criminals”, but little do they know they are helping us find our beirut balls4. you can’t stand still on PUBLIC sidewalks, you “must be moving at all times”3. people try to make you pay a dollar to walk across their yard2. since when are R.A.’s certified to do a full cavity search?1. to buy beer you need a license, passport, fingerprints, credit card, and birth certificate
BY: Whit, Contey, Clark