You've been warned.
There are articles in this paper that have been written as a joke. You SHOULD be able to find them, and if you can't, we aren't doing a good enough job writing stories.
Every year, The Clock publishes a traditional paper along the same timeline as April Fool's Day. Dubbed "The Crock," we try to offer you, the reader, something you can sit back and laugh about. If there are any questions or concerns regarding this year's edition of The Crock, please email Editor-in-Chief Justin Siewierski at js2010@plymouth.edu. Letters to the editor are encouraged.