10. Discovering that your roommate never did his macaroni dishes or took out the trash like he said he would.
9. Finding out that, in the week you were gone, Plymouth and its surrounding areas got two feet of fresh powder dumped all over their still unused mountains.
8. Having Mom burn the Turkey and the only place left with “edible” food is the McDonald’s up the street.
7. Even though classes end early on Tuesday, your Latin professor still wants that paper by midnight.
6. Being the last one out of your apartment and not remembering whether or not you locked the door.
5. Being sat next to your great Uncle Fred for the third year in a row and listening to him tell the tale of the first Thanksgiving (because he was there.)
4. Even though you left four hours ahead of time, you got stuck in traffic…in the center of Plymouth.
3. Watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade and witnessing your favorite float go down, Hindenburg-style.
2. Having your grandma get drunk and spend the evening giggling on your boyfriend’s lap.
1. Your mom telling you that instead of cooking, she hired some company named Sodexho to cater this year’s dinner. (Kidding!)