CORAOPOLIS, P.A.. – A 56 year-old woman is charged with four counts of aggravated assault and recklessly endangering another person after she put bleach in the family’s Mac & Cheese. The mother wanted to sicken her daughter because she believed the daughter does not deserve to have children. The woman was ordered to have a mental health evaluation.
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. – A man falsified his statement to the FBI, alleging that he was a victim of carjacking and was then driven to Amarillo, T.X. The real story is the guy got into a fight with his girlfriend and took off, picked up a prostitute and got caught.
PHILIDELPHIA, P.A. – An Eagles fan tries to fulfill his mother’s death wish and gets arrested. The man ran out onto the field right before the kick-off of the third quarter and spread his mother’s ashes onto the 50 yard-line.
TWIN FALLS, Idaho – Police confiscated almost a billion dollars worth of counterfeit money, the money consisted of only million dollar bills, which does not exist. A man was caught when he tried to use a million dollar bill as collateral on a loan at a bank.
MANCHESTER, N.H. – A Wendy’s employee, Ronald MacDonald, was arrested for stealing from a safe at the Wendy’s restaurant along with another employee.
OSLO, NORWAY – A man fell asleep when on a commuter flight from the city of Trondheim to his hometown, Mansos. When he woke up he was back where he started in Trondheim. The airline gave the man a free ticket to his original destination.
FT. MYERS BEACH, F.L. – Police hit a naked man in the genitals with a taser after he was caught breaking windows and asking women to touch him. He tried to run away so the deputy shot him with a taser, but one of the prongs accidentally hit his genitals and got stuck. He was treated at a hospital before being taken into custody.