On Tuesday April 2, 2002, we made our way into Beiderman’s Deli. We were late. It use to be that you could go to open mic at Beiderman’s after the intended sign up time and not have to worry about finding a seat. Now Beiderman’s does not seem big enough […]
Other News
Men’s Lacrosse Conquers Salem State
The Plymouth State lacrosse team started their Little East Conference quest on Monday, April 1 with a big win over Salem State College in Salem. The Panthers bumped their season record to .500 with an18-9 victory over the Vikings of Salem State. At one point the game was tied at […]
So there I was… Running in the Rain
So there I was on another long run, this time in the rain. Two weeks ago this would have been snow and it would be twenty degrees colder. My mind wandered as it usually does when I run long distances. Something has been bothering me lately. I have been feeling […]
Members of the Clock Staff Arrested in Relation to Prostitution Ring
Early this Friday morning, members of the Plymouth Police Department served a warrant to the organization known on campus as The Clock for alleged gun smuggling, and prostitution charges. Busting in with new guns blazing Skippy Waterchestnut, a rookie officer, proceeded to shoot holes in a new printer, a sofa, […]
Arctic Glacial Movement Threatens Civilization
Recently, a weather researching station positioned in the far northern reaches of the Canadian Arctic circle released research detailing dire changes in the weather patterns of North America. Dr. Resimwons, from the institute of Global Weather Research in Hiktoun, Kansas, has been studying this phenomenon for the last twenty years, […]
US Breweries Destroyed by Terrorists; How Far is Too Far?
Widespread panic has swept the world of mourning morning drunks as the first wave of sobriety took hold on a nation of beer drinkers. Last Saturday at 9:15 a.m. internal explosions caused the destruction of every brewery in the nation. Over the past six days every drop of remaining beer […]
Graduation Postponed Due to Cancellations
The administration announced Tuesday, April 2, that the 2002 graduation ceremonies have been postponed one week due to amount of school hours missed due to inclement weather this season.The cancelled school days along with collected hours of curtailed operations over spring break and winterim have led the administration of the […]
New Name Finally Decided for New Academic Year
After a four month long bickering battle between Plymouth State faculty and staff the school has finally come to a new decision on a new name for the school. Beginning in the fall of the 2002/2003 school year, Plymouth State College will be formally known as College Regional at Plymouth. […]
Binge Drinking Leads to Squirrel Massacre
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NTSA Apartments to Transform Into Luxury Suites by Next Fall
On Wednesday PSC’s Better Living Apartment/Housing Committee (BLAH) will meet to discuss changes to the entire Non-Traditional Student Apartment Complex. The committee, which consists of ten NTSA residents and no one else, has been given the opportunity to renovate the existing apartments over summer vacation in preparation for next year’s […]