Tag: memes
Our Overlord
Dearest readers, I have some important news to impart upon you. It is likely something you may have already heard about, but it has yet to make its way into the local news: after many millennia of waiting, Our Overlord has finally been found on Earth. Not only that, but […]
Big. Meaty. Claws.
Did your mother ever tell you “don’t play with your food?” Mine did. I never listened. When we were at seafood restaurants with my extended family, I would sometimes order the lobster. Not because I like lobster. Oh no, I very much do not like lobster. I just liked to […]
George Washington and His Numerous Ghost Children
Did you know that George Washington was haunted by dozens of ghost children? That’s right. One of America’s Founding Fathers had his estate haunted by ghosts of children. Furthermore, good ol’ George’s wife, Martha, had a habit of adopting kids by the dozen behind his back. Now, if you’re asking […]